Untitled

Tues 4/28 7:05am

What The HELL Were You Thinking???

Ok..you've come to see me at my incall location. We had a good time. Matter of fact, you've visited more than once. Im flattered that you enjoyed my company enough to visit a second time. But,..you need to realize that I DO have a 'life' outside of my incall location, and YES, like everyone else, I DO go grocery shopping!

OMFG..I'm in Food Lion, in the checkout line, not more than 60 seconds away from walking away from the register, when I hear "Hey BJ"...WTF are you thinking????? You see a Provider out in PUBLIC and you try and get her attention? Are You KIDDING ME? First of all, I was Not Alone...again, YES, I do have a life. And my 'life' outside of my incall location is PRIVATE and you need to RESPECT THAT. PERIOD.

Needless to say, I was absolutely Mortified. I couldnt get out of that store fast enough. IF I didnt have someone with me, I would have waited in the parking lot for this buffoon to leave the store and I would have given him a piece of my mind, but I wasnt and I didnt. I couldnt get out of the store and into the car fast enough. Luckily who I was with was none the wiser..Next time (jeez, there better NOT be a next time) I cant guarantee what will happen.

Moral of this story guys, is...If you ever see a Provider out in public...SHUT THE F*CK UP. If you pass each other, say, in the street, or in a store, a 'knowing glance' or a nod of the head is fine...just to acknowledge running into each other. But, for all that is good on this earth, dont ever put a Lady in the position where you actually call out her name to try and get her attention. Its just plain damned rude and ignorant, and.....Well, use your imagination......

Yes, this is a true story. I'll chalk it up to 'occupational hazard' and pray it never happens again.

Friday 5/15 9pm

Earlier this week, I got an 8am phone call from an ER member..who was already screened. Could I accomodate a 9am session before he went to work? He was cutting it kinda close, but, hell, yeah...I could accomdate. So...in 45 mins I did the dishes, vaccuumed, made the bed and showered and got dressed and lit the candles. Im ready.

Well, he arrives...I welcome him in, and he looks around the apt, then at me, and says ..'Im not going to stay, Im looking for someone much younger.' Ok...thats fine...BUT..you have seen my videos (face shots included) and my pix..He Knew more or less what to expect...So what can I say? I cant tie him to the staircase and force him to stay, can I?

In the meantime, while I was waiting for him, I got 2 calls asking for a 9 or 10am session...I have to say 'sorry Im booked for that time'. Now it looks like I not only lost my 9am, I lost 2 more 'potential' sessions. Yeah, I was Quite annoyed...thats the first time thats happened in 4 years. My day seems shot now.

NOW...early that afternoon, I get this email from him...(copied and pasted word for word..):

Sorry for wasting your time

"b****@aol.com" Add sender to Contacts

To:

bbbjtc@yahoo.com

Understandable I can understand you being upset because I messed up your time with potential clients and I aplogize for that, watching your video you do a great job at what you do. Please forgive me I can you pay for time if you would like. But the fact of the matter is I am looking for what you bring to the table but in a different pacakage.

Ok, he's offering to 'pay for my time'...so I email him and say sure, we can do that...and the wind up is...Nothing.

He never replied. And, no, I havent emailed him again. Im not comfortable with that..I replied, now it's his turn.

So...Promises, Promises? Or what?

Friday 5 /29 7:18am

Do's and Don'ts....

Random thoughts as we hit the 1 year mark for this group. Y'all know what the 1 yr mark means....

Anyway, before my departure, I feel the need to say a few things. Some good, some NOT so good. I can only hope that most of you will learn from my experiences.

We'll start with the Do's....

!. Please DO make sure you are freshly showered and well groomed for your session. Most Ladies will allow you to use their facilities and take a shower once you arrive. I know I sure do! Yes, guys, most of us DO take into consideration that some of you have been on the road for some time. Allowing you to 'freshen up' isnt brain surgery. PLEASE be sure to inform your hostess if you would like the opportunity to do so. Im sure she would be happy to oblige. MY face in your 'not so fresh crotch' is nauseating, at best. Aint happening...Personally, I have my own full bathroom at my location, so it isnt an issue. Best to 'be prepared' and make sure you have the opportunity to 'freshen up'. If you're not given that opporunity...well, let's not even go there!!

2. Please be sure to revisit her site, and have all the 'details' you need before your arrival. Good chance you will be asked to leave if you show up and ask 'What was the donation? I forgot'. Jesus, Joseph and Mary..READ and DON'T forget. Save everyone the embarassment and awkward moment!!

3. DO be sure you have the correct donation. Stop at the ATM. If you ask for change, you deserve a kick in the ass, my friend. How Rude and Ignorant.

4. In the course of setting up an appointment via either email or phone, and asked 'where did you find me' Please don't say 'on the internet'. Hmmm..that's not good. Please be more specific and DO try your very best to recall where you found me. "On the internet' leads me to believe you're a 'troll'. Not sure what a 'troll' is? That's a LOSER who spends too much time surfing the net with absolutely no direction in mind, and who will reply to each and every ad or post they see. It's just Obnoxious.

5. DO try and be a considerate gent once you arrive at her location. If your hostess makes 'small talk' try and come up with more than just 'one word' answers. I personally don't have that problem, but hear from a few others who wanna choke some who have nothing more to say than ' uh huh' or yes and no. Put your helmet on and get in the game, dude! Someone's trying to make conversation and you have no clue. Tsk, tsk.

Ok...Now some Don'ts...

1. Dude...shaving Completely is kinda 'iffy'..If I Wanted a prepubescent client, I'd be Arrested. Grown men are not totally 'hairless' Some out there give 'bikini wax' a new meaning. On the other hand, all you hirsute fellas can use some 'manscaping' tips. Trust me, if I want to floss, I'd go to the medicine cabinet and reach for the Johnson & Johnsons Minty Floss.

Good Reading...http://www.askmen.com/fashion/keywords/manscaping.html

2. Don't even Think of shorting on the donation. OMFG. It's happened to me more times than I care to admit. My donation is Quite reasonable...125. Why the HELL would you think it's ok to leave 120 in the envelope?? Since WHEN is 120 equal to 125? Yeah, it's $5...but it's disrespectful and rude. Not to mention Ignorant. And if you think I don't inform other Ladies that you shorted me, think again. Yeah, we Ladies DO network.

3. Please don't be late. Ok, there's traffic issues, etc. That's a fact of life...But please be kind enough to inform your hostess if you're running late. In this day and age there's no excuse...a quick phone call or text is sufficient. Today I got a call at 11am..."Im on my way..." and he wasnt more than 15-20 mins away. Here it is...1 hr 15 mins AFTER the call, and I'm waiting around...I relented and called him, which I Rarely do...And he said "Im 5 mins away...". Think about it...by the time he actually Arrived, the session should have been OVER...right? He never called to say he was running late...Was it ever taken into consideration that perhaps I had things to do??? I guess not. Sometimes I'm just too damned tolerant. Ya think?

4, Do Not, under any circumstances, show up under the infuence of drugs or alcohol. Do we really need to discuss this? I'll kick your ass out of my location so damned fast your underwear will be 500 feet behind you. I'm not joking.

To be continued....

TGIF!!!